Think of this as a little guide to help you avoid becoming the fasting drama queen (or king).
Marrakech – Okay, so you’ve decided to take on Ramadan like the spiritual guru you’re destined to be.
But let’s get real for a second — there are some serious “don’ts” floating around that you might’ve just… ignored.
Don’t worry, I’m here to call you out!
Don’t skip Suhoor
I know, I know. The bed is so cozy at 4 a.m, and you’re really considering just skipping that pre-dawn meal.
But trust me, skipping Suhoor is like trying to run a marathon on an empty stomach.
Sure, you might make it to the end (barely), but you’ll look and feel like a hot mess the entire time.
Get your beauty sleep, sure, but set that alarm, fuel up, and own it.
You’ll thank me later when you’re not chewing on your own arm by 3 p.m.
Don’t do a binger after ftour
You’ve survived the day, and now it’s time to feast.
But before you inhale that entire tray of biryani, take a deep breath.
Eating everything in sight after Iftar is like binge-watching an entire season of that show…only to regret it five minutes later.
Pace yourself, friend. Your stomach isn’t a bottomless pit, and you’ll regret it when you’re waddling to bed.
Don’t forget to drink water
I get it, you’re too busy scoffing down sweets and catching up on gossip, but here’s the deal: your body needs water, okay?
You can’t survive on just Moroccan tea and qatayef, no matter how divine they are.
Hydrate, people. That dry mouth isn’t a badge of honor, and those headaches? Not the “spiritual” vibes we’re going for.
Don’t be ‘hangry’
We all know that feeling when you’re hangry (hungry + angry, for those who’ve been living under a rock).
But here’s the thing: if your fasting is turning you into a walking, talking nightmare, maybe you need to chill.
Ramadan is about peace, patience, and reflection – not throwing side-eye at your family for passing you the wrong dish.
Control your inner beast, darling. You’re better than this.
Don’t skip Taraweeh
I get it. You’ve had a long day of fasting, and now there’s this extra prayer thing to do.
Netflix is calling your name, and your bed feels like heaven.
But hear me out: Taraweeh isn’t just an extra thing you “have” to do; it’s an opportunity to get closer to God and your overall spirituality.
And trust me, your body will thank you the next day when you feel all glowing and serene (or maybe just a bit smug about it).
Don’t forget to spread the love
It’s easy to get lost in the food and the family gatherings, but the spirit of Ramadan is all about giving.
Not just giving your friends side-eye when they finish your favorite dessert, but also giving back to those in need.
Share your blessings, even if it’s just a smile, a kind word, or a simple donation.
It’s not about showing off — it’s about spreading good vibes.
So there you have it, my little Ramadan rebels.
Keep these don’ts in check, and you’ll survive this month with a little less drama and a lot more enlightenment.
After all, Ramadan isn’t just about what you’re giving up — it’s about what you’re gaining in return.
And if nothing else, you’ll have a lot of material for your next group chat.
