Marrakech – Bollywood has given us romance, drama, and emotions so intense they could power a nuclear reactor.
But what it has really given us is a unique approach to physics — one that would make Sir Isaac Newton reconsider his entire career.
In the golden age of Indian cinema, logic often took a backseat, while action sequences, dance moves, and dramatic plot twists rewrote the laws of nature with zero hesitation.
In 80s action movies, one punch could send a villain flying 20 feet — sometimes straight through a wall. Momentum? Mass? Friction? No need.
Nothing beats the many 90s movies where heroes casually hung from helicopters, jumped between them, or used them like Uber rides — with zero safety gear, obviously.
In 90s Bollywood, a mere tap to a villain’s car sent it flipping 15 times before it exploded — because science clearly says cars are made of fireworks.
Bollywood heroes don’t just chase trains, they outrun them. Who needs Olympic sprinters when you have true love?
Govinda defied physics more than Einstein ever could. Mid-air spins, sudden stops, and impossible slides — his dance numbers were the Bollywood version of quantum mechanics.
One splash of water and — boom!— memory loss gone. A pair of glasses? You’re unrecognizable. Physics may be confusing, but Bollywood logic is simple.
Heroes and villains in old Bollywood movies never reloaded their guns. It’s as if their pistols came with unlimited ammo DLC packs.
Some action heroes could shake the ground with a single yell. Forget seismic activity — pure rage powered the tremors.
Physics may explain gravity, but only Bollywood explains how a hero can survive bullets, explosions, and even death… if love is involved.
Would Newton cry if he watched old Indian movies? Maybe. But we’d be too busy enjoying the chaos to care.
